What can I say about this position numero 4 according to by well-used Handbook of 101 positions for the not so faint at heart. As romantic as it looks in the movies, it is over-rated!!  You have to have somewhat thin thighs and all the bodily smells (mind you, darling, obviously not from mois) trail up into the nostrils. It is nice to have that face interaction and tings. You can play with each other knobbly bits, but mind you a few minutes of this someone is in for some …

One night I was in bed with a good frenabenafits( see my dictionary), having a good gay ole time. I haven’t seen this person in awhile so there was a lot of talk and a lot of silence (mixed in with the occasionally gasp-on my part) when something mortifying happened. I leapt on his penis and then I heard a really loud fart coming from down there! From me!!! I couldn’t believe it! I personally have never seen a black woman blush before, but that was until I looked at …