Is it me or have you noticed that many of our forefathers (past and present) were quite fuckable? I think that carrying their countries’ burden put them into a position of some very kinky sex. Whether it was fisting or position number 8 Section.B, I will do a quick countdown on all the leaders of the pack that deemed for us and (him) to stand at attention!

Clinton
Not the wifey, but I guess she could watch. Ah, Clinton. SO much could be said. He can play sax (I love a man …

I am still not sure if this is a Heimlich Maneuver or an actual sexual position. Either way, girlfriend looks like she is in pain. As he cups her breasts I do think that somehow he is at a cool advantage, he has better insertion, but if she queffs then HELLO! Adieu, L.

Now, I am all into bending…sometimes when you are not looking and are slipped one Darling it can be actually very nice. But this one takes the case. I would love to try this, but with my fleshy thighs it is gonna be very hard. But, not everyone has a ballerina bar thingie in their room, so we should just compromise. What about using a window sill (curtains opened of course) or the edge of the kitchen counter. But, never, ever, try a staircase bannister. One quick slip (pardon the …

Major Rule No.1 Ask and you shall receive
Today, in the middle of a bookstore a woman turned to me out of the blue and said,”We are accountable for everything in our lives both good and bad.” She told this to me while pointing at a book in the Self-Help section. I went home thinking, “Why did this phrase hit me?” It hit home because I stood still long enough to know that everything and every person that has manifested in my life-I put them/it there. Any struggles, madness and …

Why are only two things that guys beg from a girl when he thinks that he is “in” there ARE a blow job and anal sex.

NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE is going up my ass hole. I have enough trouble KEEPING MY dietary wheat levels HIGH ENOUGH TO GET ALL THAT NEEDS TO GET OUT.

WHY YOU MAY ASK FOR ALL THE HESTITATION?

WELL ….

I got a little weary when my friend told me this story that had happened to her. I am not making this up. Trust me. One …

I think they do and deservedly so (i am not purposely trying to offend all small ones the world over, but it is what it is). You haven’t really had exhausting sex, until you have sex with a small penis. I remember the first time I had sex with a small penis. The reason why I remember it so well was cause instead of getting that nice big rush from the first thrust, I actually felt nothing. It felt like a small hard pencil without the point. I thought that …

1- No Girdle
2- Proper Brassiere
3- Etiquette of the proper stance
4- Make-up, nails, basically whatever it takes to complete the package
5- Own it

I remember when I used a long long time ago (thank goodness!) our beloved public transit system and as I sat in between the crying baby and a kid pulling at my coat collar the bus pulled up and there was this girl. You know when you are watching something in slow motion and everything seems to stop, well, this girl came on …