Why are only two things that guys beg from a girl when he thinks that he is “in” there ARE a blow job and anal sex.

NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE is going up my ass hole. I have enough trouble KEEPING MY dietary wheat levels HIGH ENOUGH TO GET ALL THAT NEEDS TO GET OUT.

WHY YOU MAY ASK FOR ALL THE HESTITATION?

WELL ….

I got a little weary when my friend told me this story that had happened to her. I am not making this up. Trust me. One day my friend I will call her Bimsy…anyhu, Bimsy and her man, both were feeling a little bit dexterous and decided to have a go at stick something other that toilet paper up her asshole. Well first they lathered up his dick with Vaseline (and no they did not use a condom, which serves them bitches right). So, he sticks it in and she cries aloud in wretched pain. Tee hee. She screams at him that it hurts. But, the fool think that she meant that it hurts as in a good hurt. Then he pushes it in further. Then she yells at him to take it the ass right out. He starts trying to pull it out; only for his penis to get further drawn in. And then she tries to pull her ass up off of him and his penis got stuck (he’s got one of those classic Italian kind that I love-thick and sweet, like Calamato olives). Then finally between his enjoying and her hollering, they finally get his penis out. To his dismay, his penis is full of shit. I love it! Loooove it!

If I were a man, I would definitely have to think about the shit-factor, but I guess it is the same for men, if he were to go down and yam out pun puns he think about our java juice all over his lips. In both cases, it is a dirty job, but someone has to do it! And hopefully, do it over again and again and again.

And on top of everything i went online to do some extra research and i found some sites that had actually footage about the act and some of the girls where screaming their heads off.

And why would a guy want to have anal sex anyways? For such a small space wouldn’t that pull the foreskin waay back? And to top it off i found a picture with a girl showing her asshole afterwards, and no lie, her asshole was as larger than an apple.

What is the moral of the story you may ask? Never ever get shit anywhere on your dick.

And to sign off possums -my mother always told me that not only, does the crazy people have the best pills, but you only have three friends in the world-your pocket, God and your front. So, keep your pocket full, pray to God for guidance and take care of your front before it takes care of you!

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