As Tis the season to be jolly, I was sitting down with a hot cup of espresso watching the lights play off of each other on my Christmas tree-when I got to thinking about “balls” …and men. Then….men with balls. Men with really big balls! Figure me to associate the birth of Christ with men’s nether regions. What is too much balls? And if having to deal with so much balls is it exhaustive work? I now that you know about tea bagging and such (for those who don’t it …

Cock Drying…yeah you heard me. I made this name up while I was thinking about my past engagements. In certain social circles people know that I got proposed to trois times. Not too shabby, eh? And it got me thinking about how I had to let down each one gently. Cock-drying I guess.
Well, person numero uno was ugly. Inside and out. But, more out it just depends how you look at it. Let’s call him , Barbara. Barabra was all peachy keen from the moment we met on the …