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Intorable {sic} Cruelty
[31 Jan 2009 | No Comment
Intorable {sic} Cruelty

I just bought that movie called Intorable {sic} Cruelty” with George Clooney and …I WANT MY $2.50 BACK!!!
I bought it in a bin at Wal-mart…and I should have left it there.  I will try to watch it again, but damn it was awful and least it was nice watching George Clooney, but man it was SOOO boring!! Cathy was also good to look at too, but titay-watching can only last for soo long!!! Anyways Georgie have your people contact my people and we will set up a dinner, the …

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Karissa Boudreau Rest in Peace
[31 Jan 2009 | No Comment

This post is not sexual to say the least, but as a woman I have to address this at once. Let me put down my tea first…
There is a woman who killed her 12 year old daughter Karissa because her man gave her and ultimatum-either him or her daughter goes. Now, I know (at least I feel) that none of my readers are capable of murdering their own children, I do know that there are some women out there that put their man first before their kid. Which is a …

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Hit me up on Myspace!
[29 Jan 2009 | No Comment
Hit me up on Myspace!

Ccc-check me out at www.mypace.com/lucresialinton and show me love by leaving a sweet message.
Later babes, L.

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P.S.
[28 Jan 2009 | No Comment
P.S.

I saw George Clooney on t.v. yesterday. Nigga is looking mighty fine. Did you know that John Travolta’s wife use to have a poster of her future husband on her wall when she was sixteen. Woman use to visualize herself with him.  And now they are married. visualization is the key.
Honey chile, I am soo doing that know. All day every day.

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Ode to Jessica Simpson-BE HUNGRY FOR LIFE MY PETS!
[28 Jan 2009 | No Comment
Ode to Jessica Simpson-BE HUNGRY FOR LIFE MY PETS!

I have to write this post mid-way thru the week cause I am so utterly disturbed about something. Lately I have been hearing and seeing a lot of comments about Jessica Simpson’s weight-gain. Why you ask when there is so much things going on in the world. If people call her fat then where does it leave girls like me. Also coming from a woman who knows how to dress, she should know that you never wear a tank with a high waisted jeans and a belt. It cuts you …

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Keep on Keeping on-A look at Strange Bedfellows
[26 Jan 2009 | No Comment
Keep on Keeping on-A look at Strange Bedfellows

I have just gotten back from watching Notorious the story of Biggie Smalls. And I was quite taken with the sex scenes of him and L’l Kim. Titaay and everything. It was the only time everyone was quiet in the theatre. There was some questionable bitches in the back row that kept on rapping all the effing songs. They so got on my nerves. I felt like taking their hoop earrings and squeezing them through it like a hula hoop. But, I digress, back to the titays…I thought it was …

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Dill Hole-The Promise Behind Anally Doing-it
[20 Jan 2009 | No Comment
Dill Hole-The Promise Behind Anally Doing-it

Okay, otay, I am talking about anal sex again. See the post waay way back about my friend Stupida.  Wonder why? Ahh the anus. Have many a gay men be in on a good thing all these centuries? It is the only thing that should remain tight until you die. It has an uncanny way of retaining its shape for many years to come, unlike your punnie (well mine is tight, how about your’s??). Not that I spent any time last night procuring down that rabbit hole or any gerbils going near …

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