NOTE: Re-posting again cause I have made changes to it.

I always wondered when men go to the bathroom after having sex do they smell their finger? I mean I know they are washing their hands after they pee after they finish having sex (which is a whole other story on its’ own), but do they smell their finger to see if their woman smells good? So I asked an outsider. I mean how do you ask your loved one-”hey does my punny smell?” It is right up there with “Do I …

Did I ever tell you the time when I was on top of an ex (let’s call this one muccia). Anyways, here I was riding away when my ponytail weave started to shift. I forgot that morning that I only put about three hair pins. Well, now as I rode on the dickolicious express my hair was going east as I was rocking back between north and south. Well, it was so dark already and yes, I could have taken it off, but the thought mortified me! I was too …

One day I met a guy through a guy through a friend and then went back to first guy which it did not work out so I went on to the second guy. Don’t ever try this folks cause the most valuable lesson you learn is don’t shit where you eat.  Anyhoo, the guy had some great stellar qualities-was romantic, knew people at the best clubs, go for long drives, the whole bit. Now you may ask what is wrong with that? The jigga did not know how to dress!!!! …

Hi Sweeties one last thing, I am not trying to rehash ole posts, but apparently these few posts have not been showing up along. Unfortunately for me I did not notice it. Fortunately, for me-here you go. Luv, L.

Is there any men out there that still enjoy a full bush? I have always had one (never you mind if I still do …ah hem). With the popularity of the Brazilian wax, I still wonder if I am the only out there that still owns a full carpet. SNAP!
Maintenace
Always maintain your bush. Think of it like hedges in your neighbour’s yard. Don’t; you hate it when it grows over onto your property? Same thing! I mean I still make sure to maintain my bush. All it takes is a …

Penis Ring- Man or Woman’s best friend

Did I tell you the time that I had sex with a cock ring? I didn’t? Well, first let me tell you how it came to be in my life.

I was with my small dicked boyfriend and he started to have ejaculation problems. I mean I was willing to deal with the small penis cause my vagina hole was shrinking and remain steadfastly tight (horray for mois), but now the penis had a mind of his own? Dammit, man!

You know how I …

Good Sunday my sweet pets, I am just trying a little thing by putting the font in bold and then in black. Let me know if it is too extreme.  I just want you guys to be able to read everything properly, cause you know how I write, you guys will miss a couple of words and then you will have me running around trying to stick my penis in some girl’s bottom and then trying to tear out her weave and then kiss her  man, blah blah blah.
Let me know if the …