NOTE: Re-posting again cause I have made changes to it.

I always wondered when men go to the bathroom after having sex do they smell their finger? I mean I know they are washing their hands after they pee after they finish having sex (which is a whole other story on its’ own), but do they smell their finger to see if their woman smells good? So I asked an outsider. I mean how do you ask your loved one-”hey does my punny smell?” It is right up there with “Do I look fat?”. So my cousin said he did all the time. How can you not? He said that it usually happens on the way to pickup the soap. Well, I also asked him if he ever smelt anything rank and dank. And he answered with a restounding- “Hell ya!”  He doesn’t understand why more women don’t douche or something. I second that since I am one of those woman who do. But, I also pointed out the fact that maybe it comes down to the kind of women that he dates!!! He sure didn’t like that answer.

So here is my surefire list of taking out the rank out of the rank and dank:

1. Baby Wipes-Always leave baby wipes in your car (Common who doesn’t do it in cars!!), and the night stand. I strongly suggest you just leave it in your purse. You know for quickies in alley ways in such. And your ass should be using it anyways when you go to the bathroom.

2. Douche, Douche, Douche! I know that scientists say that we don’t need to douche because our bodies have natural douching system. I think the scientist who said that either never encountered a smelly punny or had sex with a punny that was made out of metal. My advice to you is use unscented ones cause there is less chance of getting a yeast infection. I wouldn’t know this by experience. It is just a for instance.

3. Perfume-Honey, they don’t call this au du toilette for nothing. If we can spray the bathroom after do-doing a number two, then you can bring it up a notch by anointing your punny with salacious smells. Try not to get anything up in there cause then you can end up with a yeast infection. Again, I wouldn’t know this by experience. It is just a for instance. Just put it by your cheeks of your bottom, a tiny bit your hips, and the insides of your thighs. Don’t put it in your belly button cause a man’s tongue always seems to get up in there on the way down.

4. Plain ass washing. Nothing will ever be as good smelling as being zesty-fully clean. Cause we all know that you’re not fully clean unless your zestfully clean!

And the moral of the story? Well, possums, no matter how it’s sliced, how you cake it, fake it or even shake and bake it, take care of your punny before it takes care of you. Luv, L.

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