Did I ever tell you the time when this trifflin’ beeyotch and her trollop friends tried to burn my new weave on the dance floor over a stupid guy! Forget the fact that he was really good in bed. Or that he could gobble up a tantalizing fish in ten languishing divine minutes…but that later on…But, maybe he wasn’t really that great in bed; thinking back on it. He was man pretty. That’s it! His man-prettiness got the best of me and that made me delusional in thinking that he …

I was doing a quick census the other day and asked a lot of people do they remember the time when they got their cherry popped or their banana skinned. I mostly encountered fits and giggles. Everyone looked up to the ceiling with a “ah-ah”moment on their face. Like they were treasuring something big and grand. Only to found out deeper that it was way far from that.
And then I got the tables turned on me and  a lot of people wanted to know if I remembered when I got my …