A little tip from me to you

So to spice up a soon to be dull evening I decided to try my hand at body painting. The idea came to me while I saw a man paint a mural on a wall in Paris. A man plus a wall & paint equals to me a great idea to bring some spiciness to the bedroom. I know that it is not new science this thing called body painting. I ventured online to scope out what’s out there-Jessica Simpson body paints anyone? …

Satin sheets. Get them. Black or Wine or deep Purple colour for when he is around. Cream for yourself. And don’t get red. It screams tacky! They are sexy to look at. Fun to slide up and down on. So hold on!

I am babysitting tonite. We are watching Princess Diaries 2 and Anne Hathaway is riding side saddle on a horse through a crowd of people. And I was just asked by one of the kids, “Do you know how to side saddle?
“No,” I said. “But, I do know how to RIDE.”
LOL, L.

I am so trying this!!! To think that your man would never have to work and think hard again. Loves it! Luv, L.

I always ask at different points of my life-”what would Jesus do?” If someone bitched slap me so hard that it busted my lips -”what would Jesus do?”
I could never think that Rihanna would read this post, but I would hope that if someone who is in her position would.  I have done many a things in my life that even I have to look back and questioned it. I would hate to look at RIRI and pass it off as being young. But, we have girl children coming up behind …

Re: Pull My Finger-Classified Information
Dear Possums,
There is only one time that you want any punny to be a smelly one. And one time only. And that is when your man is cheating on your ass and you need to smell his wan duck dong. If you feel the feeling that you are being played harder than what that male model Jesus is doing Madonna then you need some tactics and you need them now.
1. You must try to get him right after you think he did the deed. Check …