Re: Pull My Finger-Classified Information

Dear Possums,

There is only one time that you want any punny to be a smelly one. And one time only. And that is when your man is cheating on your ass and you need to smell his wan duck dong. If you feel the feeling that you are being played harder than what that male model Jesus is doing Madonna then you need some tactics and you need them now.

1. You must try to get him right after you think he did the deed. Check his local hang outs, check his friends, roll up on the bitch.  And quickly. Unless you have a nasty man who likes to use his dick to mix his cocktails, roll on up. But do this sweetly, so he don’t expect a thing. Always try to have some of his friends that have your back. Whether you have a good story (a la single mom trying to make it in the world and don’t want no triflin man) or they like you even a little bit. Play it. God made the game that way. They dish; they tell.

2. Next you have to get him naked. I would have him lying down with his pants off. He can’t run to far. I would not do it while faking giving him headsies cause although you are in a good position to smell his world, he is still in a better position towering over you.

3. Don’t tie the mutha up. He can press charges if it escalates and it can get that way very fast. Don’t be a Stupida.

4. And smelling dick- he is gonna wonder why you are sniffing. Blame it on allergies.  I would not say you have a cold cause he will jump out of bed faster than you can say NYQUIL.

5. Now does this really work….Hmmn maybe. I have read women who swear by this, but when they smelled it and they went ballastic and either bit it off or chopped it off. Don’t do either. YOU be just as stoopid as he is.  Stupid is as stupid does and you know that came from Forrest Gump’s mama and you know how she turned out.

Lastly, if you really go about doing all this stuff about smelling your man’s dick. Bravo to you! But, girl you have to ask yourself was it really worth it for this trfflin ho??? If you suspect him then you dun know. GOD gave you intuition for a reason use it babes!

Luv, L. ….And yes, it is true that only the crazy people carry the good pills. I happen to be one of them and my mama said that is okay.

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