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Using Secret To Masturbate No 2
[30 Apr 2009 | No Comment
Using Secret To Masturbate No 2

Okay so I completed my little experiment-the one about masterbating to your dream guy and using the principles of The Secret.
And it worked!!!
…..Kinda…..
So as you know that I masturbated to monsieur George Clooney to test my theory and you would never believed what happened!
When it first happened I didn’t notice the co-win-ki-dink until the 3rd time.
What happened you ask??
Well, I was in Wal-Mart after a marathon session when I had to walk down the aisle that was full of boxes. I guess they were for the night time staff. …

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Using The Secret to Masturbate To
[25 Apr 2009 | 6 Comments
Using The Secret to Masturbate To

You know the book The Secret?
No?
Think “wishing to get on one of Oprah’s give-away shows and actually getting on it“. That’s The Secret in a nutshell. I was browsing through the self-help section in Chapters Bookstore the other day, when I came across the book and had this wildly fantastic idea!

Can you apply the principles of The Secret to masturbation in order to get your dream guy?
I know I know, crazy right? But, stay with me here. Let me take it a step further-Do …

Spirit »

I Shall ONLY Sleep with George Clooney
[19 Apr 2009 | One Comment
I Shall ONLY Sleep with George Clooney

I have yet to hear anything back from the doc so maybe that is a good thing. No? I love my breasts. If I knew that they wouldn’t pull down my site due to pornography I would post a pic of them. Sure they are a little on the biggish side, but I would not consider them saggy. I did the pencil test (where you hold the pencil under your boobies to see if they hold) and I am glad to tell you all that both pencils, pens …

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Folklore and All that Good Stuff
[19 Apr 2009 | No Comment
Folklore and All that Good Stuff

I was in the process of beautifying myself so I went to get my nails done. When I placed my purse on the floor between my legs. I then heard my mother’s voice (God rest her soul) speak to me.

Okay, before I go on, I must confess

My mother is still alive.
Please God still rest her soul cause the woman is getting on my nerves!

She said, “Lucresia, pick up the bag off the floor; you know it is bad luck.”
So, I …

Spirit »

About Micheal Minott
[19 Apr 2009 | No Comment
About Micheal Minott

I start this post with a heavy heart. My aunt called me yesterday, with the sad news that a close friend of the family had passed away. I was at Indigo Bookstore at the time of the call and when she told me my knees actually buckled under with shock.
HE was only 19 years old.
It saddens me, even more because he left behind two small children. It was such a senseless murder. He being 19 and his killer being 21 years old.
I remember micheal when he was a baby. I …

Spirit »

My Boobs Were Too Big for the Mammogram
[13 Apr 2009 | 11 Comments
My Boobs Were Too Big for the Mammogram

My word!!! I shant not lie! So I had an appointment for a mammogram. And I was waiting and waiting. And if I wasn’t focusing on waiting then I was praying . I felt so uneasy. I just kept on going over and over in my mind all that I still wanted to do. I wanted to release my first major album, move to the Paris, buy an apartement, participate in a fivesome. Okay not the last one, but you get the deal, my mind was occupied!
So finally …

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Please fight and pray for me
[13 Apr 2009 | No Comment
Please fight and pray for me

Sorry that I haven’t posted up in a while. And you must know that if you didn’t hear from mois then you know that something has come up, cause you know I am addicted to putting my ideas and mois out there.
I was reading about Jade Goody’s fight with cancer and it made me wonder if I should go and get myself checked out. I am a self-professed hypochondriac. I live to prove doctor’s wrong and love to bug my doctor about my many ailments. From the age of fourteen …

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Clearly conceived by two people who either did not know how to use condoms, had bad timing when using the withdrawal method, chose to make love in the dark, got too drunk or too high, Lucresialinton.com is a blog by Jazz singer, Lucresia Linton about God, sex, relationships, men, women and love. Lucresia Linton's aim is to teach, inspire, and learn from the world.Lucresia Linton is looking to talk with like-minded individuals in the hope that somewhere out there is a depth-defying, soul shaking love.

Lucresia Linton would like you to know that she, Lucresia Linton, is in the studio working on Lucresia Linton's debut album so this blog gives Lucresia Linton a place to connect and let all things that don't fit in her, Lucresia Linton's girdle and brassiere hang out!

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