Okay so I completed my little experiment-the one about masterbating to your dream guy and using the principles of The Secret.

And it worked!!!

…..Kinda…..

So as you know that I masturbated to monsieur George Clooney to test my theory and you would never believed what happened!

When it first happened I didn’t notice the co-win-ki-dink until the 3^rd time.

What happened you ask??

Well, I was in Wal-Mart after a marathon session when I had to walk down the aisle that was full of boxes. I guess they were for the night time staff. So as I was walking a guy bumped into me twice. Upon the second time of bumping into me, he suggested that since we seem to always be on top of each other that maybe it could happen more often if I gave him my phone number!!

WTF???

I quickly said no, I was married (I am not by the way, if you are just tuning into my life). And he was like “no problem we can friends”. And I was like, “no!!”

And then the second time, I was at the gas station when another gentleman tried to ask me out. I was like no, but I did notice he did have nice shoes, a clean car and was using the expensive gas.

That same day at the place where I like to indulge in succulent chicken and fried rice, a man tried to get not only my number and actually tried to get behind me. And I was like; whoa I don’t do that sort of thing without dinner and drinks first!

All of these men had one thing in common-they all had the gray hair, a strong resemblance and were the same height as Mr. George!!!!

Again, (all in unison) WTF!!!!

So I should be flattered, no? They were alright, but they ain’t no George Clooney!!!!

Maybe I focused too much on George’s gray hair and that is why all the older gentlemen. Or maybe there is a new fad of the older white man and the younger really hot black girl

So I guess you can apply the principles of the secret to masturbation in order to get your dream guy but let it be said-be careful what you wish for and focus on.

Maybe next time I should try it to one of his movies.

Masturbation-3d style!! Loves it!!!

Ciao possums, Lucresia

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