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An Aside »

Aside
[28 May 2009 | No Comment
Aside

One of the sweetest things a man could say to a woman is-”let me cook for you”.
True?
L.

Five Ways to Live Gregariously »

Five Things to do to live a Gregarious Life
[27 May 2009 | No Comment
Five Things to do to live a Gregarious Life

1.  Take nude photos of your bottom and send it to your enemies, draw a kiss on it, you can go a step further and put from who….

2.  Go to an art gallery with a child and watch their wonderment

3.  Write a letter to a fashion designer and encourage them to use more models of race

4.  Check your breasts for any strange lumps and bumps

5.  Spread the word and tell at least five people about mois truly! Love, L.

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Spirit »

My Dad Bottom Was Green Even Back Then
[27 May 2009 | No Comment
My Dad Bottom Was Green Even Back Then

My last post I talked about toilet paper. And I remembered this funny story. Once my dad gave me ten dollars to buy toilet paper (this is after he kept yelling from the bathroom for five whole minutes, for someone to go to the store). The idea was he would sit on the throne and wait, while I ran across the street to get the paper.

So, as I walked to the store I was contemplating how was I going to afford the new Vogue (that just came …

Sex »

Sex And The Younger Man
[27 May 2009 | No Comment
Sex And The Younger Man

I was recently in a discussion with a group of teens, family really, who asked me about having sex as a young person. So I thought to myself should I go ahead and taint my holier than image (mmn, yeah right!) Or just go right ahead and relish in my memories.
So I told them that, yes, it is true that dating younger men is fun. I specifically told them about a story that happened to me.

Let’s call this one Bob (I always wanted to date a …

Spirit »

Creme de la heres hoping
[14 May 2009 | No Comment
Creme de la heres hoping

So I just finished smearing on a slather of Crème de la Mer on mois face! Okay, it was more like a pitter-pat cause I could only get my hands on a sample. So I would like to thank Carlos down at the Holt Renfrew counter for giving it too me. Okay…so that may not be his name, but he looks like a Carlos.
I so wanted to try this stuff! I read it in an old Harper’s magazine article on J-lo. She says that she actually swims in the …

Covet/Culture »

What Makes A Satiable Bathroom Experience
[14 May 2009 | No Comment
What Makes A Satiable Bathroom Experience

My cousin, let’s call her Solutab, once said that she liked using my bathroom because I made it so welcoming she never wants to leave. And this brings me to my post of the day-What Makes a Satiable Bathroom Experience.

1. Good Magazines-good ones are Vogue for dreaming, Vanity Fair for the insightful dramas, and Lucky magazine; for those who have diarrhea and only have time for their quick blurbs! And don’t forget to rotate the magazines! I have a nice African basket that I love to …

Relationships »

Angry Rihanna is Smart No Face in Leaked Nude Photos
[9 May 2009 | No Comment
Angry Rihanna is Smart No Face in Leaked Nude Photos

The whole world woke up to this morning (I fell asleep with the images late this morning) of seven pics that reveal various body parts and appear to have been taken in a hotel bathroom and bedroom.
This girl doesn’t seem to get a break!!! She just started to go out in public very recently. It is hard enough to have the world judge you on what you did or did not do (present company included), but now having to wake up to find that pics that were clearly …

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