My Boobies are Cancer Free!!

(Applause here)
I am soooo happy!
Life is good.
And do you know that bitch doctor took soooo long to call me back. Actually, he did not call me at all!!
I thought maybe he lost my phone number. Or that he could not face me because he thought there was no reason for me to have a mammogram in the first place.
I had convinced myself that I had it. Why else would lumps be there in the first place! I started looking at wigs. I could not decided between …

1.Throw a small dinner for closest friends

2.Have a naked Friday night with cocktails et al

3.Walk with a friend at 10pm and go window shopping on your favorite street and politik about life

4.Make sandwiches & juice boxes and hand out to the local prostitutes

5.Write a letter to someone you despise and then ceremoniously burn it!

Drumroll please….
There comes a time when you need to fall in love with your life despite what is going on and I thought to myself while I poured some sesame/vanilla scented bubble oil not only in my bath, but all OVER. And I realize that in these unstable times you need to not only do the little things for YOURSELF that count, but you should try to do many extra things to step out of your comfort zone.
So the name below came to me:
Gre·gar·i·ous // (gr-gâr-s)

1. Seeking and …