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Five Ways to Live Gregariously
[30 Jun 2009 | No Comment
Five Ways to Live Gregariously

1. Wear a ball gown or something MAJOR darling and treat your siblings to an amazzzing meal at your home. It will un-nerve them and if they ask why you are so dressed up, tell them that your mother called and named you executor of her estate.

2. Take a note from Ms. Vreeland’s page and dress in the way that really truly expresses who you are.

3. Check your underwear. Separate the frumpy ones for your “period days”  from the nice frilly sexy ones. Do you need more sexy …

Spirit »

What I am Working On For New Album
[30 Jun 2009 | No Comment
What I am Working On For New Album

Relationships »

Hef Ex Holly Madison Should Stay Single for Awhile Longer
[30 Jun 2009 | No Comment
Hef Ex Holly Madison Should Stay Single for Awhile Longer

I was casually browsing the net, which is how I do, when I came across the photos of the past weekend nuptials of Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson. While, I was looking at the pics I noticed the look on Holly’s face. It is basically the same look that she has on her face in several of the photos. I tried to go into her mind, as only one fellow woman could do to another and I felt her longing.
It must have been hard to stand on the lawn of …

Sex »

When Its Not A Good Idea
[23 Jun 2009 | No Comment
When Its Not A Good Idea

When It’s Not A Good Idea…. to have any sort of animals by one’s bosoms. She looks terrified, non?

From the 2009 Pirelli Calendar shot by the amazing Terry Richardson.

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On My To Do List Sex Fantasy Role Play Marie Antoinette
[23 Jun 2009 | No Comment
On My To Do List Sex Fantasy Role Play Marie Antoinette

Here is a new kind of post I like to call: On My To Do List.
For it inaugural post I chose the 2006 movie Marie Antoinette. I love love love this scene. It is between the Queen of France and  Count Fersen (her rumoured lover). I love the intensity of the kissing; along with the music. The passionate removal of the clothes, the costumes, the plumes, the stockings et al. This is definitely on my to do list and I am gonna try! I just wanted to share some …

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Move the Lips Slow and Talk Softly
[23 Jun 2009 | No Comment
Move the Lips Slow and Talk Softly

OMG this so worked for me tonite!
PLACE:Loud chatty restaurant- Spring Roll at 8PM.
WHAT TO DO: Talk really soft at a restaurant and your date will automatically lean forward. Then he has to look at your lips to catch every word you say.
Lick your lips!!! (Not too often, cause then you look like LL Cool J,, which is another post) But, every few pararaphs. Move your lips slowly. Let them languish on every word. He will automatically think of all the things you can do with them! But, don’t give him …

Five Ways to Live Gregariously »

Five Things To Do To Live a Gregarious Life
[21 Jun 2009 | No Comment
Five Things To Do To Live a Gregarious Life

1. Post a picture of a before and after of Janet Jackson’s yo-yo dieting on your fridge. It will remind you to be gentle on your body.
2. Go to the Adult Magazine Section at a bookstore and say aloud, “I can’t believe I am in here for another month!” And walk away carrying a copy. While you toss the copy on another shelf, …

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