The truth?

One day Miss Ava turned to her and told her that she heard all her stories. Every single one. Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must make your very rude child make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!

Lucresia Linton would like you to know that she, Lucresia Linton, is in the studio working on Lucresia Linton's debut album so this blog gives Lucresia Linton a place to connect and let all things that don't fit in Lucresia Linton's girdle and large brassiere hang out!

*Yes, Miss Linton likes to call her friends, "Possums". She has to have a nickname for everything! She was already using "Beaver" for something else.

** Ava Byron is a young inspiring actress, so if an agent reads this, please be so obliged and drop her line. She is taking meetings.

Please allow 48 hours for a response.

All the best,