I was having dinner with my mom yesterday, and I realized that when a finally have a good contender-an amazing man who counts and is not a passing thing. He will meet my mom and then look at her.  They say that if you want to know what your future wife is going to look like twenty-five years down the road then look at her mother.
I looked at my mother wolfing down her food, some of the pieces falling out the side of her mouth.
Whoes me.

I love Drew Barrymore. What is there not to like. She likes to smoke a blunt, like me . She goes from guy to guy, like me. She likes to re-taste her leftovers from time to time, like me.  She experienced a difficult childhood, like me.  I SO wish I had a mom to take me to clubs at nine where I could smoke and start coke. Maybe I would have went crazier sooner than later.
Okay, maybe one day that will be funny. Maybe,not. But, I digress.
I was on …

What is a Curveball?
According to Wikipedia.org:
“When throwing a curve, the pitcher creates a downspin by rolling his or her palm and fingers over the top of the ball while releasing it. The direction of the break depends on the axis of spin on the ball. There are many variations of the curveball, but most are described in terms of their movement when superimposed on a clock.
The spin of a curveball moves in the opposite direction. This spin causes a curveball to “break”, or drop down and sweep horizontally as it …

“No one will send me dresses,” she says. “Designers loan size 2 or 4 samples to actresses, but I’m not that size.
It’s like I’m a freak because I’m curvy and I can’t squeeze into those things. I’ve had some problems with that.”

Poor ting.
Forget Megan Fox. I love this woman!

I adore it when a woman sets a different public standard for what is beauty. This woman is a  knockout! I can’t wait for the day when people stop referring to her and those like her shapes as being “old Hollywood” and …

Primitive Sex.
Do you remember it?
I am not talking about House and the Prairie- kind-of -sex I am talking about cavemen and cave women kind- of- sex.
Barbaric sex.
Sex that is at its most raw between two people who love or are in lust with each other.
Today, sex is all about drowning out the fake cries of passion from a porno playing in the background because Jigga thinks that it adds to the little ambience that his very bare bachelor apartment with the most heinous bathroom you could imagine. Not like this …

The other night I was watching a movie called “The Linda McCartney Story” when I had a thought- I wish that I could find a love like this.
To be a driving force behind someone is not easy, especially when you are forced into that role. When you are a single mother, as she was, doing her own thing as a photographer and then to be thrust into the limelight by replacing the other half of the Beatles (she replaced John, you could tell him and Paul were soul brothers) it …

Hey possums, I was in downtown the other day and hit the mother load. Someone sold all their Livingetc. Magazines and I bought them all. So much so that the owner gave me a huge discount!
There was one issue in particular that I loved. I actually got house envy. 
Tatjana Patitz, if you remember, was one of the original supermodels.  She now lives in  Malibu with her four-year-old son Jonah.
Tatjana still models, but now focuses on charities.
Let’s see what kind of feelings you get when you look at her house. …