I just visited a friend tonite who just been involved (willingly in a round robin). She didn’t sound amaaziiing over the phone, so I just assumed she was sick, so I decided to bring her some soup. It was Jamaican Cock soup, but that is a whole other post.

Anyhu…

Stupida, actually told me to come in from the couch. Which I thought was a little weird. She always answers her door. So, when I finally saw her, she asked me to bring her a cold pack from the freezer. I thought maybe she had a migraine as I know that we both have that in common. But, when I brought it to her she put it kinda between her legs, while trying to adjust it to reach her anal region.

Whoa! Stop the Presses! I mean Stop the Blogs!!!

So, I had to obviously get Stupida to tell me WTF???

She told me that she and her boyfriend and his friend somehow got her involved in a round robin.

Oh hell to the NaY Way!!! I mean…possums…I mean…possums…you know what I mean!!

Possums, you know that I already flinch at the thought of something going into my behind, but the thought of both doors to my clubs being occupied at the same time was downright…delicious?

So as a concerned friend, I could not obviously rub her front and ass for her, so instead I rubbed her back and wanted all the details!

I remember the first time I heard about this phenomenon, I was reading a biography about Miss Marilyn Monroe and  apparently this gesture was put towards her by a few fellow actor Robert Mitchum.  He asked her if she had ever experienced it. Which she replied, “hell to the no (Okay my words here, but you get the gist, being it was the 50’s it was probably more like Fuck NAY.”

But, I digress.

Miss Monroe seriously thought that it could not be done and had heard that many girls had died from it. Mmmn, rememba this WAS the 50’s. And I don’t think she even did JFK yet! And you know that the Prez was into some freaky shiz.

So I let Stupida talk , for I for one have never tried this before, but I took it upon myself to do the most research as one can only do in this type of situation-so later on I watched other people do it online, of course.

A round robin, is when you know when a girl encounters double penetration. I can’t believe she did this! She is usually the tame one of us three. But, she is the Stupiest one. Hence the name Stupida is normally given to her. She let her man and his friend talk her into this. Or so she says…

I for one am all for penetration. Penetration of wisdom from the Elders, penetration from a Demerol shot needle when I have a migraine attack, even the penetration of  one’s fingernails from the local shampoo girl to get my hair all clean and sudsy! But, penetration from both ends and one on top of the other. Jigga, please!

So I asked, “how did it feel?”

“Like, when you stay up late and CRAM for a test and you still can’t get it all in.”

NOTE: But, I tell you why I call her Stupida the most!!!

But, I digress.

“Is there anything I could do to help?”

“No. But, what is in the bag?”

“Cock soup.”

So I will leave it at that for now with the latest tales of my friend Stupida.

So possums, the moral of the story is take care of your front before it takes care of you… and your ass at the same time!!

Much luv,

Lucresia

P.S. Don’t worry my friend is okay in letting me share this with you all as she knows that I already commonly give all of my girlfriends the name of Stupida.

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