You Can Disguise a Back Massager For a Vibrator
Did you know that you can disguise a back massager for a vibrator?
But, of course you already know that possums.
Me on the other hand is still a virgin of such things (Drum Roll Please along with eye rolls).
So I bucked into my next door neighbor in the hallway and as we were chatting about the condos I casually mentioned to her that I couldn’t stand the fact that my other next door neighbor feels the need to crack open his door so that we can all smell the aftermath of his bad cooking.
So she mentions to me about MY cooking habits!
That the funniest thing is that she can hear my blender all the way in her bedroom (apparently our bedrooms are side by side). At night. Really late at night. And that I must be using one of those really high-powered Kitchen Aid ones.
“Yeah,” I tell her,”Yeah, it’s my Kitchen Aid you are hearing. It’s Pink.”
I made sure I told her that sometimes I hear cries of passion coming from probably the upstairs neighbor, like once every 6 months.
All the sudden she has to go.
Oh, snap!
L.
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