Primitive Sex.

Do you remember it?

I am not talking about House and the Prairie- kind-of -sex I am talking about cavemen and cave women kind- of- sex.

Barbaric sex.

Sex that is at its most raw between two people who love or are in lust with each other.

Today, sex is all about drowning out the fake cries of passion from a porno playing in the background because Jigga thinks that it adds to the little ambience that his very bare bachelor apartment with the most heinous bathroom you could imagine. Not like this happened to me. It is just a for instance.

But, I digress.

Mmmn…the movie, “Alexander”. Delicious!

This movie  reminds you to strip each other bare. Get down to the basics. No music, no nothing, just fire. Each thrust brings a loud noise of appreciation of rawness. The music of loud sucking, thrusting, kisses et al, should permeate through the air. Remember, passion should be taken to a whole other level.

And remember, back in those times they did  not know how to speak any English, but I bet those bitches knew how to make crazy sexy love!

Rosario Dawson- Alexander sex scene
by hskad

Silk pants- for him…c’est tout!

A robe- for her something preferable soft that could be torn off at a moment’s notice. You can use a Chinese silk robe or a fur throw. Any hint of skin is good. It ain’t going to stay on that long anyways.

Fire- fireplace or candles are a good substitute and if you are outside and far away, you can use tiki lamps.

Bed-The bed should be dressed. You can dress the bed in Indian sheets and use colorful pillows for decoration…or throwing.  You can place multiple fur throws all over the bed. Have you ever felt something soft against the skin when you are making love? Trust me, it is formidable! Make sure it is fake fur though. We are eco-intuitive at lucresialinton.com. We are not into skins, unless it is yak hair.

Make-up-Girls this is the time you have been waiting for! Break out the mascara wands and the eye pencils, it is on! Make sure to kohl up the entire eye. This is not the time to be shy. Just make it look good. And make sure it is water proof cause if he does a good job, there will be tears, honey. There will be tears.

Jewelery: Arm bracelets are good, rings, you can even go as far as to wear some bling in your hair. The people from that time believed in the adornment of the body. Your body should only be sexy to him. Who cares if you have a belly. If you own your body, it will come off as being sensual.You can use the jewelery that belly dancers use.

What To Do:

You have just been married off to this son of a bitch who you find attractive, but you don’t want to give in to him. You must not show any sign of weakness.

I don’t know if it is the yak rug or the candles. I can almost smell the incense burning in their room.

He is a lion and you are his tamer. Do you notice he wants to devour her, but almost on her terms? This was a man who conquered many lands, and men and women.

Now it is time for the throw down. Your gazes should be penetrating. You should see inside each other’s soul.  Chase each other around the room. Pretend to make hissing sounds.  Go wild! Not every man is game for this experience, but when they see the room, and all the effort, all bets are off! Honey, they will be game.

Do not slap back, men! Obviously!

And remember ladies, love taps!

And men, don’t forget to say “You are my sun”.

p.s. eyeliner and mascara is optional on you men. But, if you are into that, well done you!