Did I tell you that my “good cholosterol’ is low?
The stupid doctor (yes, he is stupid to me, I need someone to hate. I am hungry at night!) told me to start taking Niacin, cause he said that my “good cholesterol” is low.
But, let me tell you that I took all my 7 tablets that he told me to take and then took this niacin tablet for the first time. I turned around and made myself a cup of coffee and sat down on the computer. All of the sudden, …

1. Why don’t you audition for a play? You may surprise yourself how good you are.You don’t have to be a thespian. You can get it all wrong, but at least you are doing it.

2. Why not put out a barrel outside your balcony or in your backyard and catch rainwater. There is no higher quality source of water available to us than rainwater. Unlike water captured in dams which requires an extensive treatment process to ensure a quality fit for human consumption, rainwater that is collected on roofs and …

Jean Seberg was a cultural icon in France, influencing the Parisian fashions. She is best known for her short pixie hair cut, way before Miss Farrow decided to journey down that road.
I think she’s one of the most tragic Hollywood figures that have blessed us with their art and craft.  When she was pregnant, the FBI (confirmed later) planted a fake story in the paper that the child she was carrying was from a secret affair with a member of the Black Panther party and not her husband. The reaction …

So I went to the doctor and I lost…. seven pounds.
Seven friggin pounds!
Hallejah!
In a week!
(Insert Baptist choir and everyone from a bible study course)
Unless Ali baba himself came down and told me that seven pounds was nothing, I would be like whatever! I don’t care. I know you all are thinking to yourself-water weight.
Water weight my ass!
Seven Pounds is the equivalent of :
Carrying around 7 bags of sugar
Carrying around at least 3 melons
Carrying around two trays of Starbucks lattes on top of each other and two bags of their …

Would you like the perfect way to see your friends naked? Why not try Naked Olympics!
Naked Olympics is just like the regular Olympics except you are butt ass nekkid.
Ah, I remember the first time I tried naked Olympics, we didn’t have that many categories cause we couldn’t get enough people. Well, we could get enough people, but not many people wanted to try it. When you are decided what categories to try, make sure you are aware of your male friends’ members. Depending on their size, they might get in …

I personally don’t see anything wrong with this ad. I eat my burger like this all the time…in my bikini…on a table even…all day…every day.

But, let me tell you one of the most surefire ways of checking to see if your beloved is cheating or has cheated on you, is you have to figure out his language of lovemaking.
I remember when I was with… let’s call him Dumdum.  Anyhoo, Dumdum and I used to make sweet passionate love together. His body would sing and mine would sing back. It was if, when we were in bed, it was like a concerto over and over again. I never even realized that we had all the …