I am still here in L.A. and I have come to realize that everyone smiles here!
And it is hard to find parking… that is free.
Now shut me up!

It is all about valet parking. For some reason everyone here has to have someone else park their car! They ever have valet parking AT THE MALL!!! Even the small ones!!! By, the time I get my ticket I could have already come and gone. Oh how, I miss Toronto. It is true when they say that you never miss your …

Do I need to go into detail of what kind of damage you can do at this place?
Yes, please!
I was led to my table by a lovely waitress. The place reminds me of a McDonald’s…in the seventies. I guess this is definitely not about the décor on this one (greasy diner with lots of plant life).  It is all about the food!
It was so nice seeing so many people there. Usually on TV, I would just see Snoop Dogg or T.I. in it.  I didn’t see no Roscoe though, but …

Have you ever had a “Jesus” moment?
I was walking around the L.A. sight-seeing and I ended up at The Grove. The Grove is gorgeous! I love the concept of open-air malls. And it has the most fantastical fountain that lights up. I saw the little girl from Corey in the House. She was having dinner with her family. I didn’t want to intrude, but my nephew would have killed me if we didn’t get a picture.  I didn’t have a heart to spoil her dinner. Though, why did her parents …

Up keep, upkeep and upkeep-You are his fantasy. You are his oasis away from it all. So you and your house should be as such. Since he is paying for it, make sure you have your nails done, your head did and all snatches and twats in between plucked and preened. There is no need to be answering the door wearing face cream. And your make-up should never look too overdone. The natural look is in again, and a little black eyeliner and lip gloss can go along way.  Pull …

1. Bring in something decadent for your co-workers to try. I am not talking about specialty nuts. Something along the lines of éclairs, or pastries stuffed with feta and spinach, etc. You can put a small note card that says “enjoy” on it. You don’t have to put who it is from, they will figure it out and then you will be inundated with a lot of compliments. They will feel good cause their bellies are full and you will get a warm fuzzy feeling were it counts-inside, my dear.
2. When …

Possums, I know that I seem to write about the single girl, the married girl, the girl in the relationship or the girl seeking one, but what about the girls whose only relationship is the one with their Sugar Daddy.
Remember the good old days when men took you out and paid for everything.  And if you put out and did position no. 49 and 68 repeatedly, he would cover your rent, and maybe even a nice car? We know that this still goes on. But, with shows like the Girl’s …

Finally something that we women have over men!
Did you know that too much masturbating will change the shape of the penis! I should tell my brother, cause as you recall all those long showers that he had growing up..well there was just no reason! Cause like I always said, ”after the butt, the pit, the v, and or the member , okay, even your face, what else is left?”
I am not going to get into the reason why men masturbate, but it is just funny that even if a woman …