They say that April showers brings May Showers, but possums, Autumn rains just brings on more stains!
Not to be confused with the April Showers which represents spring rains in some parts of the northern hemisphere during the month of April.

But, I digress.
I am talking about when a man purposely stands up and sprays his yellow load all over the body. This brings a whole new meaning of standing up to urinate, no?
Why do men get away with introducing April Showers in the bedroom? They say that it brings a kind …

Now this is how it should be done, no?
You have all the benefits of satisfying his urge to let you dominate and you can just stand there and think and prepare your grocery and dinner list at the same time.
No point of having to concentrate on groaning at the right times, cause you both know that there is a large pink elephant in the room.
A large plastic one that stands between him and the real thing.
So players, play on…or at least suck on!

My possums, I have decided to do a end of summer, early fall version of my favorite post. Enjoy.
1. Why not go on a drive in an area slightly outside your town? It gives you a chance to throw caution to the wind and you don’t have to worry about leaving breadcrumbs behind you as you leave. That is what GPS’s are for!
2. Invite your beloved or some friends on a decadent picnic that would being society to their knees!  Make it real outrageous by grabbing a beautiful …

I was watching a re-run of the movie Hook, with all the pirates’ legs et al and I got to thinking about pegs; and more pointedly pegging.
So in my quest for research I sent out some feelers out to my friends and a few family members wondered to myself- do many men out there like to be pegged?
I didn’t get any immediate calls back, so I called for back-up- my baby brother (who told me that he better remain nameless and don’t I have anything better to do with my …

Came across this photo and I had to share. I used to wear my hair like this, not too long ago. I used a ponytail hairpiece to coiff it up like that.
I thought it was so fetching….at the time.
Mmmn

I am on the last leg of my L.A. vacay, and honestly, I think that I am going to miss everything. But, I feel that it is definitely time to go on home. Their highways are so friggin’ busy!   I miss Toronto’s highways, even the DVP at its busiest. I also miss the fact that the ghettos we have don’t look like ghettos because the government makes sure that they look spectacular for those who visit our beautiful city.
L.A. reminds me of an “American” Jamaica; with all the houses with …

Ah, the man purse. I notice it a lot in L.A.
I, for one, think that it is a very “in” thing for a man to carry a purse.
No, darling… not the wivey’s…your own.
Some say it is a very European thing to do, but I beg to differ. Many a man of our times have carried around a man purse. I hadn’t been able to recall one , until I saw a picture of the soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo carrying one. The man is what it must be like after …