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Did Your Mother Use Coke in Her Vagina? Part Deux
[30 Oct 2009 | No Comment
Did Your Mother Use Coke in Her Vagina? Part Deux

So, I got in trouble.

Twice.
Firstly, I went and asked my Aunt Lorraine (her real name) if she ever used a Coke douche. But, let me tell you how she took extreme offense and rudely reminded me that she was a mere Child back then, and was too YOUNG to remember and furthermore, does she LOOK that OLD to me and to everyone else?
Ummm, yeah?
Secondly, we were in her bedroom while this altercation was going on (okay maybe not an altercation exactly, but you do know that I have been battling …

Spirit »

This Is How Jazz Singers Should Pose Naked
[29 Oct 2009 | No Comment
This Is How Jazz Singers Should Pose Naked

Exquisite!

Covet/Culture »

Soul Covet-Nina Simone
[29 Oct 2009 | No Comment
Soul Covet-Nina Simone

They say when life gives you lemons, you must take them and make a cocktail.
Ms. Simone was not going to take what life dished you lightly. This was a woman who was Julliard-schooled and had pedigree to her name, struggled for existence in the music world. Pop would not have her. Rock was not hard enough. Even R& B was too smooth for her. But, Jazz accepted her with open arms.
The curve of her forehead down to her full nose, the woman had a presence that was not seen before …

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Did Your Mother Use Coke in Her Vagina?
[29 Oct 2009 | No Comment
Did Your Mother Use Coke in Her Vagina?

Now, don’t go be asking your mama if she used Coca-Cola in her nether regions! And then she will get all hussy on you, and letting you know how you should be so lucky that Coke was expensive back in Cuba when she was a little girl and that if she would have known both you and your siblings would not be here and then she would have had a career and get to travel all over the world and then she would be able to tell your father to …

Sex Fantasy Role Play »

Sex Fantasy Role Play-Frida
[28 Oct 2009 | No Comment
Sex Fantasy Role Play-Frida

The time was 1932, when the world began to take notice of Frida Kahlo, the painter. What the world did not know of Ms. Kahlo was her dalliances, with both men and women; married or not married.
You can’t watch the movie on the life of Frida Kahlo without noting the fantastical lesbian sex scene.
Love it!
The rolling around on the bed, the caressing of the vagina, but not actually fingering.  And the passionate kiss between two women. For some reason it does not look vulgar at all. And that is some …

Aleka »

Aleka Are You Going To Get Circumcised Post #2
[27 Oct 2009 | No Comment
Aleka Are You Going To Get Circumcised Post #2

NOTE: Please read this post to before you begin-http://lucresialinton.com/2009/10/23/an-aside-a-new-place-for-time-out/
“Ha, ha, Lathaniel has to stay on top of your shoulders! Lathaniel has to stay on top of your shoulders! And I am going to eat his pancakes!” I shouted.
“Must you tease him!!” said my brother.
“But, of course!”
“So, Aleka, are you still uncircumcised?”
“Yes.”
“What’s cum-sized?”
“It is cir-cum-cised.”
“You see why I try to keep the family from being around my children!”
“Cumsized! Cumsized! Cumsized! Cumsized!” chanted Lathaniel.
“You see La La,” opening up the fridge to take out a hot dog. “the doctor takes your willie …

Five Ways to Live Gregariously »

Five Ways to Live Gregariously-Loveless Relationship Edition
[25 Oct 2009 | No Comment
Five Ways to Live Gregariously-Loveless Relationship Edition

1. And I wanted to write this post for those who somehow find themselves in a loveless relationship or marriage. Those who find themselves in a place where love has changed to routine and you have to question yourself, “Where did it go?” I personally know people who this has happened to and I wish that I could remind them that love is never fleeting, lust is. People these days feel that love is suppose to hurt or love is not suppose to feel exciting as the first time you …

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