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“Ha, ha, Lathaniel has to stay on top of your shoulders! Lathaniel has to stay on top of your shoulders! And I am going to eat his pancakes!” I shouted.

“Must you tease him!!” said my brother.

“But, of course!”

“So, Aleka, are you still uncircumcised?”

“Yes.”

“What’s cum-sized?”

“It is cir-cum-cised.”

“You see why I try to keep the family from being around my children!”

“Cumsized! Cumsized! Cumsized! Cumsized!” chanted Lathaniel.

“You see La La,” opening up the fridge to take out a hot dog. “the doctor takes your willie and chops it off the front part.”

(Insert deafening silence here…so silent you can here the butter sizzle in the frying pan)

I slowly turned around. I was taken aback. I have never seen a person’s face, let alone a child’s face, look this horrified since, my family found out that they CAN test your urine for ganga!

“Why, do you have to do that?” yelled my brother.

“Oh, snap, you are right. I should use the cocktail wieners. It would have been more life like. Better yet Lathaniel, Auntie will cut this hot-dog again in half,” I said as I chopped the hot dog into two.

(Silence all around. Peppered with my laughing)

“You better eat that weiner,” said my brother looking perturbed.

“Oh, honey,” I replied. “I always do!”

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