They say that when you are nearing the end of your life that images will flash before your eyes. Well, I am here to tell you it is a big ass lie!
I didn’t see no images.
I didn’t see no Archangels.
I didn’t even see my mother.
I did, however, hear my inner voice warning me that something not right was coming up and to take heed.

I had just come from quite a lovely visit with my sister and her children. Just lovely!
Not even the strong rains could damper my visit. Dante did …

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You know how I do.
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Mind you, I know that my mother will keep on reminding me of the price-$2,295.00, every time her bottom got stuck on it.

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My brother is a new single father.
Picture Ricky Martin, but Black…
And much poorer.
And no fans.
And no singing ability.
With the abs.
But, no male suitors.
Anyhoo, I came over to visit and my brother was making pancakes, while one of his two sons was tearing up the place.
So he screams, “Come here, Lathaniel, it is time for TIME OUT!” And he promptly placed him on his shoulders and went back to his cooking.
Now I still offer the fact to anyone that will listen that my mother accidentally let my brother roll off the …

But, let me tell you how I was literally dying with my sick self in bed, when a single thought came to me, “What can I yam to make myself feel better.” I know that it was a slippery slope to Oprah-ville (her issues with emotional eating are legendary), but I figured I was sick, I need a little vacation from my four walls. You know how I do.
So, I thought, “Lucresia, girl, you need you’s some Chinese food!”
But, of course!
So, I drove with a friend, cause I was not …

So I gave up smoking.
Which was becoming my favorite thing to do.
And I am not happy about it!
Who knew that such a small stick in my mouth could bring me such pleasure!
Who also knew that it would take my physical coming up with the insurance company to make me finally stop!
Do you think it will clear out of my system soon? It is not like they can check if there is any smoke residue in my urine, can they? If this is true, then there are going to be a …

Artistic and Divine!

courtesy of Details Magazine