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Such A Stunna!
[30 Nov 2009 | No Comment
Such A Stunna!

This is supposed to be the new cover art for Miss Sade’s album coming out. *Swoon*
She is the only artist who can go away for eight to ten years, live and love her life away and come back and do an album when she is feels proper and ready.
Miss Sade, oh how we love you!

Spirit »

Cocaine Is Not Habit Forming. I Should Know – I Have Been Using It For Years
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Cocaine Is Not Habit Forming. I Should Know – I Have Been Using It For Years

“Cocaine Is Not Habit Forming. I Should Know – I Have Been Using It For Years,” said the infamous Tallulah Bankhead.
Tomorrow marks Secret Lesbian Month.
Okay, I made it up, but I think that for every one “out” lesbian there are at least 50 closeted ones- famous and not so famous.
So throughout this month I will cover secret lesbians, their relationships and the beards too. So women, if you feel your front tingle, then you may have to question yourself, and men, well, we know that your reading about any muff …

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What Can Straight Men Learn From Gay Men-Part Deux
[29 Nov 2009 | No Comment
What Can Straight Men Learn From Gay Men-Part Deux

As a continuation of this post:
http://lucresialinton.com/2009/11/06/what-can-straight-men-learn-from-gay-men/
It is a well known fact that the second thing a woman looks at when she first meets a man is his shoes. I do!
The Shoe-It is the one time where you can be a kid in the candy store. Be a kid! Go all out! Believe that when you find that perfect shoe to compliment your ensemble that the fashion deities have smiled on you and have shown you favor! Shoes and their upkeep says a lot. Squared toe and a lighter shade …

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Talk To Me
[29 Nov 2009 | No Comment
Talk To Me

MEMO

TO: My Possums
FROM: Lucresia
I am going to ask you a favour.
If you see me please don’t point and whisper to your friends, “there’s the girl with a website” and then continue to look at me, even when I turn around.
I won’t bite. I promise.
Unless, you want me to and even then, only if the money is right.  Hey, we are in a recession, remember?
And besides, people should not point and stare at other people unless they are staking out one’s ex-girlfriend who told you they did not want …

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The Woman And Her Red Hair
[29 Nov 2009 | No Comment
The Woman And Her Red Hair

“I just like food too much, and I don’t want to change. I spent so much of childhood trying to

change, and I just got sick of it … I don’t want to look like Britney Spears, I just don’t want to. She’s hideous.”
She is such a breath of fresh air!
In our quest to celebrate closeted lesbians around the world this month, I wanted to share with you one who isn’t-Miss Beth Ditto.
Ditto describes herself as a “fat, feminist lesbian from Arkansas,” whose powerful voice has been compared to female greats …

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An Aside-Dating 101: How to Keep Him From Cheating
[29 Nov 2009 | No Comment
An Aside-Dating 101: How to Keep Him From Cheating

I saw this title online from Cosmopolitan Magazine -Dating 101: How to Keep Him From Cheating
Wow!
The fact that you need to explore ways to KEEP your man from cheating on you. Interesting to say the least.
My answer?
DUMP THE BITCH.

Spirit »

The 500 Dollar Magic Trick-How To Pull Money Out Your Bottom
[23 Nov 2009 | No Comment
The 500 Dollar Magic Trick-How To Pull Money Out Your Bottom

So, it is my first day out of the hospital and I have to go to the bank. I need to withdraw $500.
I am a big baller.
You know how I do.
Anyways, I put in my card and typed in the amount that I needed, again the $500.00. I waited the customary time, one has to wait for the machine to gather the information that is given and spew out my money. Well, possum, but let me ask you, have you ever heard of Pandora’s Box? Well, I am here to …

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