Articles Archive for November 2009
Covet/Culture »
Spirit »
“Cocaine Is Not Habit Forming. I Should Know – I Have Been Using It For Years,” said the infamous Tallulah Bankhead.
Tomorrow marks Secret Lesbian Month.
Okay, I made it up, but I think that for every one “out” lesbian there are at least 50 closeted ones- famous and not so famous.
So throughout this month I will cover secret lesbians, their relationships and the beards too. So women, if you feel your front tingle, then you may have to question yourself, and men, well, we know that your reading about any muff …
Covet/Culture »
As a continuation of this post:
http://lucresialinton.com/2009/11/06/what-can-straight-men-learn-from-gay-men/
It is a well known fact that the second thing a woman looks at when she first meets a man is his shoes. I do!
The Shoe-It is the one time where you can be a kid in the candy store. Be a kid! Go all out! Believe that when you find that perfect shoe to compliment your ensemble that the fashion deities have smiled on you and have shown you favor! Shoes and their upkeep says a lot. Squared toe and a lighter shade …
Spirit »
MEMO
TO: My Possums
FROM: Lucresia
I am going to ask you a favour.
If you see me please don’t point and whisper to your friends, “there’s the girl with a website” and then continue to look at me, even when I turn around.
I won’t bite. I promise.
Unless, you want me to and even then, only if the money is right. Hey, we are in a recession, remember?
And besides, people should not point and stare at other people unless they are staking out one’s ex-girlfriend who told you they did not want …
Covet/Culture »
“I just like food too much, and I don’t want to change. I spent so much of childhood trying to
change, and I just got sick of it … I don’t want to look like Britney Spears, I just don’t want to. She’s hideous.”
She is such a breath of fresh air!
In our quest to celebrate closeted lesbians around the world this month, I wanted to share with you one who isn’t-Miss Beth Ditto.
Ditto describes herself as a “fat, feminist lesbian from Arkansas,” whose powerful voice has been compared to female greats …
An Aside »
Spirit »
So, it is my first day out of the hospital and I have to go to the bank. I need to withdraw $500.
I am a big baller.
You know how I do.
Anyways, I put in my card and typed in the amount that I needed, again the $500.00. I waited the customary time, one has to wait for the machine to gather the information that is given and spew out my money. Well, possum, but let me ask you, have you ever heard of Pandora’s Box? Well, I am here to …












