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Glamazon Covet-Iris Apfel
[13 Nov 2009 | No Comment
Glamazon Covet-Iris Apfel

From Lucresia’s hospital bed as dictated to Ava Linton-Byron:
They say that it is bad to see the world through pink-colored glasses.
Well, suppose you just see the world through color only. Bold colours! Not only a world where reds, blues and purple reign, but a world of periwinkle, azure and magenta.  If we could all look through life with such big black and bold glasses, life would be a kinder place.
This is the life of Miss Iris Apfel- the American interior designer.

She is silver-haired.
Over Eighty.
A fashion icon.
And she wears long wool …

Spirit »

I Love Life!
[13 Nov 2009 | No Comment
I Love Life!

From Lucresia’s hospital bed as dictated to Ava Linton-Byron:
I am alive!
I am in love with life!
I am depressed.
I am full of anxiety!
And I am lonely!
Feels like a typical night for a young single girl. Non?
I love it when another draws a bath for you. The warm water cascading out of the faucets, the soft caress of the steam as it gently rises from where ever it comes from. So soothing! Then this person must add Epsom Salt to draw out not only the impurities of the skin, but the aches …

Spirit »

Lucresia Has Been In A Car Accident
[10 Nov 2009 | No Comment
Lucresia Has Been In A Car Accident

Hey everyone,
Lucresia was in a car accident on Sunday night. It was a head-on collision.  She will write to you all as soon as she can.
She misses you all terribly.

Much love,
Ava

Covet/Culture »

I Just Died-When Taylor Jacobsen left Rachel Zoe For Good
[7 Nov 2009 | No Comment
I Just Died-When Taylor Jacobsen left Rachel Zoe For Good

Taylor Jacobson finally left Rachel Zoe.
It is a shame of all the mean things that people are saying online about this girl. I don’t feel that she was fired. I honestly feel that what ever broke the camel’s back broke and she could not do it anymore. You must remember that we have all been there; stuck into a work-situation and feel that we have no way out. It could have been money, it could have been the hours, it could have been many things on many levels.
Let’s dissect this …

Covet/Culture »

What Can Straight Men Learn From Gay Men
[6 Nov 2009 | One Comment
What Can Straight Men Learn From Gay Men

Oh, possum, it is getting chillier at night. And soon I will be wearing my UGG boots at my desk. Ugg!
But, yet, I shall not lie, it is the only time I like something fuzzy on me.
Fuzzy boot, yes. Fuzzy men, no.
I was looking at my biological father the other day. The man can cut a very defining figure when he is ready. When he goes out he likes to grab his camel coat and his matching brown fedora hat, with a nice navy trim. And always with the Burberry …

Spirit »

This Is How Sade Does Naked in Sepia
[4 Nov 2009 | No Comment
This Is How Sade Does Naked in Sepia

Mmmn. Cocolatte!

Spirit »

This Is How Sade Does Naked in Black and White
[4 Nov 2009 | No Comment
This Is How Sade Does Naked in Black and White

Faboosh!
I am so going to do this for my album cover!
Maybe.
Maybe not.
I will have to look like her first.
So Maybe.
Maybe…not.

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One day Miss Ava turned to her and told her that she heard all her stories. Every single one. Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must make your very rude child make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!

Lucresia Linton would like you to know that she, Lucresia Linton, is in the studio working on Lucresia Linton's debut album so this blog gives Lucresia Linton a place to connect and let all things that don't fit in Lucresia Linton's girdle and large brassiere hang out!

*Yes, Miss Linton likes to call her friends, "Possums". She has to have a nickname for everything! She was already using "Beaver" for something else.

** Ava Byron is a young inspiring actress, so if an agent reads this, please be so obliged and drop her line. She is taking meetings.

***I welcome comments, but if they are rude then don't bother. I am a sensitive soul, in other words, irrational, and I will put you in a web cock-hold without given it a moment's thought!

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