I love it when I can get me some balls that are nice and tender.
Juicy and tender.
Soft, juicy and tender enough to devour.
I love cupping the balls and rubbing them slowly between my finger tips…until I get them ready to spring up their juice. But, the one thing I hate is when the balls fall a part, so I try to be really gentle with the balls cause what’s the sense doing all these things with the balls, if they are just going to tear away?
And don’t let me get …

I would like to introduce a new category called “Life Fantasy Role Play”.
“Life Fantasy Role Play” will examine my favorite scene of a movie that (to me anyways) reflects “real life” situations and what we can learn from them.
As a very wise and voluptuous woman always said, “when we follow a man’s journey, it is like we are following our own.”
No, it wasn’t my mother.
But, of course!

1.  Bring A Pad to Bed-Pads are not only for your monthly, my fair weather friend. Some of my best of ideas may have been on the toilet or when I am taking a shower, but God bless the gems that come to me when I am drifting off to sleep! Just had bad sex? This could turn into a nice list of what kind of partner you should look for next time. Please Note: Possums, wait until the poor basterd has left the bed! However, if you feel inspired …

I was looking at my vagina this evening-ish, you know to make sure that everything is still in tact. You see unlike most people, I don’t wait until something is itchy or lumpy (not that it ever has been, it is just a for instance!), I like to check it out at least every couple of weeks. Cars are not the only things that can be insured.
Top Drawer!
So, when I was looking at it in the bathroom, I got to thinking about fake vaginas and how for some people, it …

Don’t Forget Jesus
Christmas is a special time
To reflect on Jesus Christ
The wonder of His lowly birth
Brings meaning to our lives
There really is no other reason
We celebrate this day
The birth of God’s precious son
And the life He willingly gave
But so much seems to distract us
In the busy-ness of our lives
We lose our focus in all the happenings
Not knowing, we leave out Christ
We lose sight of the true meaning
As we endlessly rush about
Trying to find that perfect gift
Seems to cloud our Saviour out
We need to stop and reflect awhile
Remembering our precious Lord
His …

Today, I answered the telephone and the caller, a young male, screamed into the phone, “I GOT YOUR PARENTS!”
“Keep them!” I responded and hung up.
I hate when kids are off of school.

“the most beautiful young woman I had ever seen … I gasped, unable to dissemble my amazement”.
She was born in the Dutch East Indies and would become a style icon, in such a short life.
It was one photo by photographer, Patrick Lichfield, taken of Miss Talitha and her husband, Paul Getty in Marrakesh, Morocco in January 1969 that would put  Talitha Getty on the map. When you look at her, she seemed to form a magical mix of everything suited for the times.  Wearing a long multi-coloured jacket, white harem …