But, let me tell you Possums what a Stupida I am!
I wanted to wax my unmentionables, so as usual I went and heated up the wax in the microwave. It wasn’t until I already spread the wax on that I realized that I didn’t have any strips to take the hair off! What’s a girl to do?  I needed something that would take it off and wouldn’t stick.
Toilet Paper? Non.
Paper Towel? Again, non.

I scrimmaged around, when I noticed something in the my bamboo garbage. I am almost embarrassed to say….okay, …

So, Possums, do you know that not all massage therapists are alike?
I went trekking around my cousin’s new neighborhood, the other day. Actually, I decided to watch her Burberry-covered children for a few hours, and when I left, instead of staying for dinner, as payment for my services, I was moved to trot lightly around her block and check out her surroundings.
Watching her children was payment enough!
Uh-uh!
So, I picked up a gelato, okay it was an ice cream, but I am Sophia Loren this month, and I know it is …

Possums, I was expecting a tiny bit more.
And from the looks of this W magazine outtake, as too Madonna. Maybe his talents lie elsewhere.
He is still beautiful to look at nonetheless.
NSAW (Not*Safe*Any*where). And I made this up all by myself.
Now, I am gonna run to momma and tell her my university degree weren’t for nothin’.

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
“I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.”
Right-O!!
Ah, Peen!
I could toil away the hours thinking of peen. Not about acquiring it mind you, but about how to keep myself fascinated by it. And when I think of a lot of peen, I think of only a handful of women.
Combined, that is a lot of peen!
Three times the amount of peen.
Squared.
And so is the married life of Miss Zsa Zsa Gábor.
Married hard, …

Oh, Possums I have been through hell and high water! From Dead Sea to Dead End. From my toes to my vagina back to my vagina, to my vagina, again and again and again.
It started off with a simple phone call.
My mother just left my house and I was burning real powerful incense that I picked up from the Chinaman’s West Indian Shop (the one I told you about before) to clear out the evil energies. Maaaybe it was my mother’s energies, I needed clearing out, maybe not. But, …

I am obsessed!
More about *Bob* from her myspace page: At 5 11″ and a staggering 42 1/2 F – 32 – 42 she’s quickly become one of New York City’s most well rounded performers. Known for her over the top blonde bombshell image *BOB* has captivated audiences all over the world with her unique Burlesque stylings, humorous performance art, and MC skills. Famous for mixing martinis in her cleavage *BOB* combines her unique sex appeal with a strong sense of humor to bring you the best in burlesque….
And she loves …

Top Drawer!
Possums, they say in life that you should be able to grab “In-spurr-ration” from anywhere. I will definitely work this into my “routine”, as should you.
You will literally have your beloved, drinking and possibly licking out of your hands…and hopefully, other body parts, too! Enjoy-The World Famous Bob!