Possums, DO NOT READ THIS, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU!!!!
I repeat…
DO NOT READ THIS, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU!!!!
Inside McDonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia, PA

Dear So and So,

I am going to call you out.

I have had many a things done to me as a youth and over time…
I know why the caged bird sings.
And I am glad that in this case the caged bird sang.

‘Til this day, I can’t even bring myself to see the movie “Precious”.
To think that something as …

Inside McDonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia, PA
Possums, as you know I have been writing you from McDonald’s. Never have I ever had to eat so much sausage!
Well….that’s debatable!
And then, I have to constantly use the washroom, and I cannot leave my laptop unattended and then I have to pack it all up, just to unpack it all over again.
Such a delicate dance I have to perform.
Possums, guess what! I finally went!! Apparently, when you have to go to the bathroom, just eat more food on top of what you already have! They should …

Inside Mcdonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia, PA
Possums, I went and got myself a disease!
I got myself VC!
Not, to be confused with VD!
Darn Tootin’!
Actually, it is more like a disorder, but with a lot of patience and ease (stress the ease part), it should eventually go away. VC is short for Vacation Constipation (it has a nice ring to it, like it should be in a song, non?). According to the bowels that be, Vacation Constipation, is when you can’t go to the bathroom, while you are on vacation. The body spends time trying …

Inside Mcdonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia, PA
Is it possible to stick something in the wrong hole?
Darn Tootin’!
I was on my way to Philadelphia with Ava and Dante, when I tried to stick the GPS charger into the cigarette lighter. For some reason the green light didn’t go on and I started to cuss the mechanic, calling him all sort of names, except the child of God.
All of the sudden, I noticed another hole beside it, with a knob covering it. I swear it wasn’t there before.
“What’s that hole for?” I asked Ava, …

Inside Mcdonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia, PA
“You, guys be quiet,” I said to Ava and Dante as I slowed down in front of the window of the customs officer.
” What is your citizenship?”
“We are Canadians, sir.”
“Where are you headed?”
“To Philadelphia, sir.”
“What is the purpose of your visit?”
“To visit my Aunt, sir.”
“When was the last time you went to Philadelphia?” he asked.
“I can’t remember…in like eight years or so…sir,” I responded.
“So, then why are you deciding to go now?”
“Cause she’s got the Cancer, sir,” I answered.
“Oh.”
He then told me to pop the …

I wanted to write and thank-you all for such an overwhelming response.
I just wanted to remind (future) members that when you sign-up for visitor status you won’t be able to view the pictures of signed up members (for privacy reasons), but you can view their profiles and review your matches, before you decide to join and become apart of this new community.
All the best and much love,
Lucresia

Inside Mcdonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia, PA
Oh, Possums, how have I missed thee? Let me count all the ways!
1, 2,3…infinity!
I have been on the road and I have finally touched down.
So, now that I am here, I have decided to get down with the locals.
Well, not really.
I really couldn’t go another month without having a McDonald’s Sausage and Egg McMuffin, with a Medium Coke and the extra hash brown…and I figure, isn’t Mickie D’s the one place where locals come together locally to blend with other locals?
Non?
Did you know that you …