Possums, I was born into a family of tradesmen.

I needed help, with my toilet, so I called  my cousin.

“Yell-o,” said my cousin Likke-li.

SIDENOTE: I read up on that “anonymity” thing and why it is so important, since I tend to deal with sensitive issues here. So, I hope my cousin Leonard will like his made-up name.

“There is something wrong with my toilet,” I said.

“What seems to be the problem?” he asked.

“Well, lookie at you, getting all plumbery on me,” I said. “Anyhoo, I think that the water in it is too low. It doesn’t make any sounds when I am peeing.”

“So…” said my cousin.

“Well, how am I going to know when I am finished?”

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