Inside Mcdonald’s McCafe

Philadelphia, PA

Is it possible to stick something in the wrong hole?

Darn Tootin’!

I was on my way to Philadelphia with Ava and Dante, when I tried to stick the GPS charger into the cigarette lighter. For some reason the green light didn’t go on and I started to cuss the mechanic, calling him all sort of names, except the child of God.

All of the sudden, I noticed another hole beside it, with a knob covering it. I swear it wasn’t there before.

“What’s that hole for?” I asked Ava, who was sitting in the front with me. She was the person who was in charge of this navigational system.

“I don’t know. I thought it was to light  the cigarettes, too,” she answered.

Then God slapped me hard on my forehead, like that baby in the V-8 commercial, and I went and stuck the GPS charger in the hole. And it light up!

Now I know how virgins feel!

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