Possums, but let me tell you what I have been dealing with in my household of late.
Since, Ms. Amanda Seyfried (whom I loved in Mean Girls, because she tuned her nipples) came out and told the world and Esquire that she is now on a raw-food diet.
“I’m on a raw-food diet,” she declares, raising her brows to make her eyes even bigger. “It’s intense. And sort of awful. Yesterday for lunch? Spinach. Just spinach. Spinach and some seeds.”

Possums, Miss Ava has now hit the mother load!
People have to remember …

I have a new word.
Actually, it is an old word. But, when I first heard it, I knew that I needed to start using it and using it pronto!
Gobsmacked-( gahb-smækt ) a British slang word meaning flabbergasted, astounded, speechless, overawed or taken unawares.  Also, a sudden feeling of wonder or astonishment.
Examples:

“I was completely gobsmacked to hear that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock!”
“I was completely gobsmacked when I saw whom Jesse James cheated on Miss Sandra with!”
“I was further gobsmacked to hear that Miss …

Sacrebleu-(sah-cray bleu) is a stereotypical old French cuss word, meant as a cry of surprise or anger, that is actually never used by real french people.
Example:
Young French Man…I Guess!: Sacre bleu! I am so glad that my first time was with a much more experienced and worldly woman.  I am indebted to you, forever.
Gorgeous Woman Whom Shall Remain Nameless That Is Now Pretending To Be A French Woman: But of course!
It translates to “sacred blue”, referring to the Catholic Church.

As you may not know, I am all for the environment. I may not “do” parks (BBQ, clambakes et al), but that depends on who you speak to and whether there is a nice stiff breeze close by. Ha! And I would also like you to know that I was one of the first people to purchase a recycle bag for all my special purchases…zebra, of course!  So, I have come up with my own way of reducing your carbon footprint.
1.  Use the elevator-Why not take the elevator, …

Talk about hot rocks!
I have to remember the next time I go to the beach, not to pack a thing!
Exquiste!
Kate Moss For Vogue Homme

Possums, would you like to know how far a Barbie doll could travel?
Ask Miss Ava, she’ll tell you.
I saw a commercial for young and grown-ass  women a-like where you are asked to describe not only how much Barbie means to you, but her influences on your life over the years and in 500 words or less. Ava was soo excited, as she took out her little pen.  She then asked me to help fill in the blanks, because she was at a lost for words.
I remember once when a …

Can you fall asleep and wake up making love?
Why, yes!
Thank-you.
Two Times!