I was at a small dinner party celebrating the Oscars, when I overheard a few guys talking about Tony Danza and you know that I had to butt into the conversation.

But, of course!

Possums, didn’t you always want Tony to get with Angela?

Hell, I would have just settled with him and Mona getting together…or even the three, which would be like doing Grandma Moses and her daughter…hillbilly style!  But, it took so many seasons for it to happen! Right when you thought he was going to throw down his vaccum and throw Angela onto that ugly floral couch, stupid Sam,  Mona or Tiny Timmy (what was that little boy’s name again???) would show up and they would start acting coy all over again.

So, what does Tony Danza have to do with sex? Well, according to this particular social circle that I now know that  never ever want to be a part of , whenever you are having a hot interlude with a dame from behind and a man asks her  “Who’s the Boss”?

Well, she will most likely answer “You are, my Jigga.”

Then, the man beeyotch slaps her and says to her,“Tony Danza is the boss! Show Tony some respect”!!

A few minutes later, in the throes of passion…and as she tries to see through the stars in the dark, the man asks  Stupida the question again and when she answers “Tony Danza”, he slaps her again and asks her why she is thinking about other men, while the two of them are doing it.

After, they explained this to me, you could see why I was so shocked…and perturbed.

So, I let them know that clearly they haven’t heard of doing the “Lucresia Linton” in bed.

It is when your man is doing you from behind and he tries to pull a “Tony Danza”, on you and you then throw your head back and…

WHAMMO!!!

Butt the Jigga in the chest! Not only will he have trouble breathing, but if his penis is still inside of you, it will double your pleasure, as it is sure to get all extra bendy and stuff!

Now “Who’s the BOSS?”

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