1.  Give Thanks For The King-…of Pop, Michael Jackson, or any old music that you love. Sing along loud and sing along proud, babee! Music, not only nourishes the soul, but can also keep you awake! It also puts you in such a good mood that even when someone ticks you off, it won’t bother you! But, just for the heck of it, you can still flip the driver the fingas. I do!

2.  Let Out Your Hot Air-I am not talking about that hot air. I mean you can, but you won’t find anyone really willing to sit up front with you, let alone behind you in the car. I am talking your car’s heater. This is something I learned from watching my dad and mom drive on our road trips when I was younger. The heater tends to have a sleepy effect on many a persons, so it is always wise to put on slightly cooled air.

3.  Chit-chat, until you can’t chit-chat no more-Come to think of it, the long drives were the only time, I actually witnessed my father listening to my mother. And patiently, too! Wow! She would talk about everything under the sun, as to keep him awake, and I know that somehow he appreciated it. Subjects to talk about can include, the gas station bathrooms and why they are so dirty for a reason, to douche or not to douche, or even prolific issues, such as won’t Atheists be surprised when they see God, upon arrival. I mean they probably think that somehow they will end up somewhere in the clouds when they die, but who do you think holds them clouds up? Just sayin’.

4.  Be Prepared for emergencies-The way the world is today, you never know what kind of emergencies will come up during your long drive. So, make you to stock up on condoms, nipple clamps, portable vibrator, batteries, feathers, and a comfy faux fur throw. No point in showing the whole world what you have to offer.

5.  Pray to the Almighty-all day and everyday. You know there were times that although I knew deep down inside I was lost, I knew that once I prayed, everything was going to be just fine. If a place I drove through looked questionable, I prayed. If, I was low on gas and really far from the next station, I prayed. If, I couldn’t hold it in any more and I had to use the said gas station’s bathroom, I prayed. Real Hard!!! God, wants us to ask for his help in even the most trivial things. Trust Him.  I know do.

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