I never ever questioned creation when it comes to God.

I mean, He made the world in less than a week and called the birds and the sky into being in a single action.  But, I could see why God didn’t create women with an Adam’s apple. We would be all chortled to death!
Side Note: Take a look at the guy. Why do guys always look at themselves, while they are at it, especially while doing that position? I guess the same reason why they masturbate all alone. Because they can’t …

“What does one wear to such a solemn occasion as this?” I asked myself as I searched through my closet.
I missed one of my mother’s doctor appointments because I was in Philly, so I had to make sure that I would make it to this one. I didn’t want to wear white, because it seemed too clinical. And I don’t care what anyone says, white is not slimming…even if you squint! Black, seemed so sad and pessimistic. I could go with yellow or gold, but it just seemed way …

It all started with a quaint picnic in Central Park. I had laid out cream linen napkins and a checkered blanket to sit on. The light from the sun was beaming down just enough to catch the shimmer off the beautiful antique glasses holding just a sliver of champagne. Life was good on this fine spring afternoon.
I decided to get up and grab a drink of water from a fountain. All of the sudden, a small Russell Terrier came up to me and I thought to myself, “Doesn’t Mariah Carey …

Have you ever fell in love?
I know there are different kinds of love, but I am talking about a crazy type of love.
Luis Vargas does not believe in love. Which is why, he sends away for an American bride to serve as a good wife and mother to his children. Jigga actually put an ad in the paper! His wife is to just be a  status symbol.
I have experienced that crazy type of love and it is awful! I say, “awful” because it is a love where it is …

So, remember that relative that was in the hospital for their hemorrhoids?
And remember how I was looking into how not to get the hemorrhoids?
And do you remember how I  was looking up about how to treat said hemorrhoids?
Well, Possums, I went and did it!
Did what?
Well, player read on!
You may find it hard to believe, but applying hemorrhoid cream delicately under the eye will help get rid of wrinkles. And they say that it is in your 20’s, that is the best time to begin using anti-aging products in order to …

Barbie does Mad Men