I was looking at my vagina this evening-ish, you know to make sure that everything is still in tact. You see unlike most people, I don’t wait until something is itchy or lumpy (not that it ever has been, it is just a for instance!), I like to check it out at least every couple of weeks. Cars are not the only things that can be insured.
Top Drawer!
So, when I was looking at it in the bathroom, I got to thinking about fake vaginas and how for some people, it …

I had always wondered why my brother was better at handball than me. And then I thought about it-it was all in the wrist!
Think about this Possums,  the constant eye for detail of the pulling back the skin of the penis, not to say that I vision my brother doing this, but I have seen this done before, being the worldly woman that I am! And don’t forget about the constant stroking until the tootsie comes out of its roll! So, it is no wonder why he is so good!
So, …

From Lucresia’s hospital bed as dictated to Ava Linton-Byron:
“Is this it? I thought I only dropped off one small bag?” asked my brother.
“You did. Those where all my essentials-my make-up, my Nick Lacheys, my eyelash curler, my Vogue. But, then Aunt Lorraine came with a bag of things I forgot; then Ava, Jim and Stupida dropped a few things off,” I replied non-chalantly.
“Are you sure you are going to be okay? I think that you are leaving way too early,” said my brother.
“Do you think they will miss the towels? …

From Lucresia’s hospital bed as dictated to Ava Linton-Byron:
“So, did you bring the stuff?”
“Yeah, I got the stuff,” answered my brother.
“Did anyone see you carry it in?” I questioned.
“No, I kept it hidden under my jacket. You know that you owe me big time for this. I could have gotten in trouble with the hospital authorities if I got caught with the stuff!” he said.
“Listen, I have done without it for a long time and what they got in here is no where near what they have on the outside. …

NOTE: Please read this post to before you begin-http://lucresialinton.com/2009/10/23/an-aside-a-new-place-for-time-out/
“Ha, ha, Lathaniel has to stay on top of your shoulders! Lathaniel has to stay on top of your shoulders! And I am going to eat his pancakes!” I shouted.
“Must you tease him!!” said my brother.
“But, of course!”
“So, Aleka, are you still uncircumcised?”
“Yes.”
“What’s cum-sized?”
“It is cir-cum-cised.”
“You see why I try to keep the family from being around my children!”
“Cumsized! Cumsized! Cumsized! Cumsized!” chanted Lathaniel.
“You see La La,” opening up the fridge to take out a hot dog. “the doctor takes your willie …

I was pulling back the skin on a banana when I had two thoughts- number one, I am really good at pulling back the skin without causing any damage to the banana, and I don’t know how I got this good at it.
Suddup!
And two, I thought of my only baby brother, who fortunately knows why he is good at pulling back a banana peel cause he does this all the time. For, at least I think he is still has the wrapper on the johnny.
For the sake of this all …