Possums, I woke up blind, but now I can see!
Player, read on!

This morning, I woke up to find myself having a migraine. So, I decided instead of taking medication for it, I will just eat the pain away. I decided to make myself my usual Sunday fare of chopped bacon, with diced red onions, red pepper, green pepper, sautéed spinach, and a waffle, drizzled with a teaspoon of table syrup, for taste. All this and it was just an omelet!
I had a great idea to make one for Ava, …

“You know that I am sleeping in your bed tonight!” said Ava with a strong look in her eye.
Possums, in light of all my aches and pains I decided to buy a new mattress cause the other one was getting a bit older…or maybe I used it so much by bouncing on it. That’s it… bouncing on it!
But, of course!
“Cause if I like this mattress, then I can get you to buy a new one for me.”
“Ava, you think that mattresses are cheap? They are expensive! Ain’t nothing wrong with …

Remember this post:
http://lucresialinton.com/2010/04/01/my-mother-now-has-more-bush-than-me/
Possums, what happens when you mix Chinese food and forget family bickering-trying on my mother’s Afro wig!

No, Possums, there are no photos of me.
It cost me $50, a clothing store gift certificate and a sub.

Possums, I just had to do it.
I know I shouldn’t.
But, it was just so delicious and I wanted to have a little fun.
“Hello.”
“Mom, you gave me chromosome 6!” I said to her.
SIDE NOTE: Possums, one of the characteristics of SLE is having chromosome 6.
“I gave you what?” she asked me.
“You gave me chromosome 6!” I repeated.
“I didn’t give anything! Anyways, it sounds better than anything else someone could have given you!”
“You did give it to me! Massa, in the near future you should be careful who you choose to sleep …

To My Little Jigga.
It is funny that I don’t recollect Mom and Dad announcing your impending arrival.
Nor, do I recollect Mom bringing you home.
But, I do recollect a lot of good times.
You were the only person that would allow me to do Egg-White facials on, that Dad would question our Mother’s authority and your sexuality.
You were the only one that would sit with me as I picked on the guitar and make silly tapes with.
You are the only one that allowed me to share with people that your manhood is …

Oh Possums, I have seen my very near future and it is filled with healings and Bible revivals!
Everyone is trying to burn the sickness right out of me!
People are burning Frankincense, Myrrh and Sage around me. I have been waking up to find aroma of smoke and it ain’t from bacon! Crucifixes are hanging from the strangest places-over my kitchen island, over my bed and over my bathroom mirror. Like I need any crucifixes in my bathroom.  All I need is a daily dose of fiber, a spanking new …

Possums, how many ways can one cook crow?
I think that you can broil it.
You can bake it.
You can quick-fry it.
You can blend it (for those fitness fanatics).
I think that you can even put it in one of those George Foreman grills, if positioned right.
Think steak, that tastes like chicken.
At least, that is what my father used to say when he tried to serve me quail as a young child. I am sorry, but I can’t eat anything were the body is still intact in its whole entirety. My brother used …