I was at a small dinner party celebrating the Oscars, when I overheard a few guys talking about Tony Danza and you know that I had to butt into the conversation.
But, of course!
Possums, didn’t you always want Tony to get with Angela?
Hell, I would have just settled with him and Mona getting together…or even the three, which would be like doing Grandma Moses and her daughter…hillbilly style!  But, it took so many seasons for it to happen! Right when you thought he was going to throw down his vaccum …

Inside McDonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia,PA

Source: Spring/Summer 2010 issue of Love

This woman can’t seem to keep her clothes on!
Type her name in the Internet and you will find hundreds! And they are not even Photo-shopped! I guess she never thought what it would do to her career in the future. Anyhoo, Miss P has an amazing body! Let us appreciate her toothy smile, her coiffed-up hair and her pancake sized nipples.  I swear they look like mine! Mind you, if I started to do all this in a shower, my one of my lovers will probably have me committed.
SIDE NOTE: …

But, let me tell you Possums what a Stupida I am!
I wanted to wax my unmentionables, so as usual I went and heated up the wax in the microwave. It wasn’t until I already spread the wax on that I realized that I didn’t have any strips to take the hair off! What’s a girl to do?  I needed something that would take it off and wouldn’t stick.
Toilet Paper? Non.
Paper Towel? Again, non.
I scrimmaged around, when I noticed something in the my bamboo garbage. I am almost embarrassed to say….okay, …

So, Possums, do you know that not all massage therapists are alike?
I went trekking around my cousin’s new neighborhood, the other day. Actually, I decided to watch her Burberry-covered children for a few hours, and when I left, instead of staying for dinner, as payment for my services, I was moved to trot lightly around her block and check out her surroundings.
Watching her children was payment enough!
Uh-uh!
So, I picked up a gelato, okay it was an ice cream, but I am Sophia Loren this month, and I know it is …

Possums, I was expecting a tiny bit more.
And from the looks of this W magazine outtake, as too Madonna. Maybe his talents lie elsewhere.
He is still beautiful to look at nonetheless.
NSAW (Not*Safe*Any*where). And I made this up all by myself.
Now, I am gonna run to momma and tell her my university degree weren’t for nothin’.

I love the look of nobbley titays.The ones that look like little knobs that are meant to be turned…or suckled whomever you speak too. In certain social circles, my nipples are not knobbly. They are more like dollar-sized pancakes!
But, I digress.
I love how they use the light streaming from the Parisian streets, I bet many man stood up to say hello upon viewing the very beautiful Ms. Milla through their windows.  But, I must note, if it is the way of the light or the Photoshop technique,  is it me …