Have you ever been in a crowded room full of people, especially men, and no matter how amazing you look, they seem more interested in talk of basketball and other worldly sports? I am here, Possums, to give you a topic that is going to stop them dead in their tracks and bring all the attention back to you.
Guaranteed.
Yes, Possums, the heading is exactly as you read it-“Men Having Sex with Cars”. Some men are turned on by breasts, some by full bottoms, other men are turned on by something …

Talk about hot rocks!
I have to remember the next time I go to the beach, not to pack a thing!
Exquiste!
Kate Moss For Vogue Homme

I never ever questioned creation when it comes to God.
I mean, He made the world in less than a week and called the birds and the sky into being in a single action.  But, I could see why God didn’t create women with an Adam’s apple. We would be all chortled to death!
Side Note: Take a look at the guy. Why do guys always look at themselves, while they are at it, especially while doing that position? I guess the same reason why they masturbate all alone. Because they can’t …

I was at a small dinner party celebrating the Oscars, when I overheard a few guys talking about Tony Danza and you know that I had to butt into the conversation.
But, of course!
Possums, didn’t you always want Tony to get with Angela?
Hell, I would have just settled with him and Mona getting together…or even the three, which would be like doing Grandma Moses and her daughter…hillbilly style!  But, it took so many seasons for it to happen! Right when you thought he was going to throw down his vaccum …

Inside McDonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia,PA

Source: Spring/Summer 2010 issue of Love

This woman can’t seem to keep her clothes on!
Type her name in the Internet and you will find hundreds! And they are not even Photo-shopped! I guess she never thought what it would do to her career in the future. Anyhoo, Miss P has an amazing body! Let us appreciate her toothy smile, her coiffed-up hair and her pancake sized nipples.  I swear they look like mine! Mind you, if I started to do all this in a shower, my one of my lovers will probably have me committed.
SIDE NOTE: …