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I Am Totally Bare Up There
[4 Aug 2010 | No Comment
I Am Totally Bare Up There

But, let me tell you that I got the fake eyelashes.
I couldn’t resist.
Not, only am I the daughter of Bambi, but I am the cousin and sister too!
Possums, every time I try to escape they pull me back in!
Everyone in my family from mothers to cousins to sisters now have on fake eyelash extensions!
Now I know how Michael Corleone feels!
But, you know me Possums; I can’t even do the simplest things that are not without some dramas!
“Hello, Miss. Can I help you Miss?”
“Yes, I was told to ask for Andrea.”
I …

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Love Taps-I So Tried This
[30 Jul 2010 | No Comment
Love Taps-I So Tried This

…and then Jigga had the audacity, to say that I hit too hard!
The nerve!

No, there was no money involved.
Though there should have been.
Yes, Possums I am that good!
But, of course!

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Can Daily Enemas Keep You Looking Young?
[30 Jul 2010 | No Comment
Can Daily Enemas Keep You Looking Young?

Possums, as you know right now I am in a very tight situation.
Actually, come to think of it, it is more like a loose situation.
For Sure!
I am never one to argue with our Creator, but when the noise coming from your bottom sounds like a rag-time band, then Possums, you have a problem!
A big problem!
But, did you know that many health issues can be diagnose by just examining the contents of your bottom?
I was standing naked in front of my mirror wondering a few things to myself-
I am Black.
I am …

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New Website-The First Black Supermodel
[20 Jul 2010 | No Comment
New Website-The First Black Supermodel

Not since that refugee girl on the cover of National Geographic, has a woman’s eyes betwixt me.
And that is the eyes of Miss Donyale Luna.
UPDATE: Possums, there is a new fabu website by Don Strachan dedicated to the late Miss Luna. The goal of his site is to bring people who knew Donyale out of the woodwork and help fill in the blanks in the story of her life.
Check it out.
http://donyaleluna.wordpress.com/

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Hilarious, Darlings!
[19 Jul 2010 | No Comment
Hilarious, Darlings!

A must watch!(Below)

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Inception- The Movie
[18 Jul 2010 | No Comment
Inception- The Movie

Possums, I don’t get it.
I tried.
I really did.
But, I just don’t get it.

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I Heart You Crystal Renn
[18 Jul 2010 | No Comment
I Heart You Crystal Renn

I am so glad there was a follow up to this and that Miss Renn, herself, got a chance to speak up.
The good folks at Glamour Magazine spoke to Miss Renn and they noted that, “She’s is NOT as skinny as she looks in those pictures.”
As for Miss Crystal, she says:
I was shocked. When I saw the pictures, I think I was silent for a good five minutes, staring with my mouth open. I don’t know what was done to those photos or who did it, but …

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